So, I'm on a beach with my boyfriend on some random island and we're swimming along having a grand old time. After a bit of splashing around, a killer whale comes out of nowhere. My boyfriend starts going underwater with the whale, and then he randomly takes me underwater with the whale and himself. I had no notice of the underwater dive, and felt short of breath, but couldn't say anything, because I was underwater (duh).

After resurfacing, Michael Jackson randomly appears, and my boyfriend says that he wants to teach Michael how to dive underwater with the whale. He tells me to record this all on my camera phone, because this is "rare footage" and lots of people will want to see it.

The remainder of my dream was me watching my boyfriend, Michael Jackson, and the killer whale diving in and out of the water. I was observing this from a really high hill (or maybe I was floating in the air), and my view of the diving lessons was through my cell phone's screen.

I think this tops my dream of barking horses.